Friday, January 25, 2008

Parties and pre-gaming

Ok, so I may have pre-gamed a bit too early on this one. I mean, it is only 10:30pm and I am already so fucking drunk that I pretty much better stop now. I should check myself before I wreck myself. Oh, Sparkz and Goldschlager and Vodka. Maybe not the best combination ever.

I just noticed that Blogger now allows you to blog in Persian, which is awesome considering I just saw Persepolis.

Let me introduce my guest blogger: Erika Saldivar! Have at it, Erika!

so here is the thing it is the 70s all over again here tonight and there are the same things they are young people and there are drinks and there are drugs and in the end we still are not sure if we have figured out anything new we are not sure if we have ever figured out everything new - and so what are we left with? we are left with original smiles for new reasons that may seem the same, but in the end it is always the same things that make us smile right. its light. its bright, and most of all through your fake plastic lenses it is sparkling.

And now back to your regularly schedule blogger, Jon. Hello, everyone. I think Erika really hit the nail on the head as it were (sorry, X-tina!). ::Hi says Jason and flashes his penis:: Jason loves to flash his penis. Sorry for all of you conservative folks who may be a little freaked out by my friend's behavior. So we're back to this party that is going on around me. Now I have had a lot of Sparkz and a some vodka in each one that I have had, plus some shots of goldschlager whenever the mood strikes people. This is the party I have been waiting for since early December. I really want to get so drunk I don't know my name when I wake up. Too often, I wake up and the reality of my life sinks in and I realize that I'd rather go back to my dreams, which of late resemble the Land of Thomas Covenant's mind. Maybe someday I will get leprosy and end up there.

Ok, so now there is Abba playing. I would go out and sing some Mamma Mia with everyone, but the last shot of goldschlager is still sitting in my stomach and wanting to come back up. I think if I give it enough time, I will be feeling much better and can go do another dance in the dark like I did with "One Night Only." Look for me on YouTube.

Lilly and Jason took some video of me and Jason (roommate Jason). They are Maryann Scandalis.

Now they are listening to Britney Spears, so I excused myself to take another crack at blogging during the party. My drunkenness is back to normal levels, which is great, but I am now wearing these utterly ridiculous sunglasses. I don't even know to whom they belong, but that's ok. I will just continue to dance and such. I am glad Erika and Bill came. We have not seen them in ages and they are fun people.

Gimme gimme more, gimme gimme. I mean, I understand the sentiment, but while Britney is fun, she is pretty shitty compared to a lot of other artists. I am really enjoying this
Sparks shit. It's so good and alcoholic. yay! God it's Britney hour. I really do not like her that much. I'd much rather we listen to slash dance to Whitney! WHO JUST CAME ON!!!

god I love me some Whitney. So yeah this party is awesome. Too bad for all you suckers that are not here!

HOLLA!

1 comment:

A Food/Love Story said...

WHOA - until this moment i forgot i guest blogged anything.

yeah, i blacked out at some point that night.

awesome.